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PostSubject: Joke of the month!   Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:59 am

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PostSubject: Joke #1 (again)   Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:38 pm

A blonde decides that she wants to ride a horse without any previous experience or training. So the blonde climbs onto the horses back, and after a long struggle, is sitting straight in the saddle. She taps the horses butt, and it starts moving along at a steady pace. The blonde is having fun, and decides she wants to go a little faster. So she kicks the horses butt, and it goes a little faster. Suddenly, the blonde loses her grip on the horses’ mane, and begins to slide off the saddle. She is suddenly flung backwards in the saddle, her head bouncing along the ground. The horse, seemingly oblivious to its rider, continues at a steady pace. Unfortunately, the blondes' feet are caught in the saddle, so she is unable to free herself from this horrible position. The blonde is near unconsciousness, maybe even death, when Bob, the Wal-Mart manager comes out to shut the horse off.
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